Beer Can

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I've also got a pg-13 version... Beer CanWhat can turn back the sands of timeand give a gal back her hourglass figureWhat can make a guy with a gut, think he's still a hot young studback when his biceps were biggerBEER CAN!!What can turn slobs into quarterbacksev'ry Sunday on their cat-scratched sofaswhat can make kings and queens of prom, into teen-age dads and momsin the backs of beat up NovasBEER CAN!!it makes a man feel ten feet tallerand makes him proud of his blue collarit makes his wishes come trueat least for an hour or twoAladdin had the genie in his lampand a Bubba's got the magic in his beer canWhat can wreck a Ford so many timesthat you fin'lly get dropped by GeicoBEER CAN!!wha can make a Beta Gamma pledge, streak across the Golden Gate bridgeor eat tadpoles like a psychoBEER CAN!!it makes a man feel ten feet tallerand makes him proud of his blue collarit makes his wishes come trueat least for an hour or twoAladdin had the genie in his lampand a Bubba's got the magic in his beer canwhat can turn breakin' down on the freewayand gettin' picked up by grannies in an old sedaninto a Penthouse tale of a crazy threewaywith hot blonde twins in a Chevy vanwell, if you been singin' alongwith this public service songthen you know...BEER CAN!!it makes a man feel ten feet tallerand makes him proud of his blue collarit makes his wishes come trueat least for an hour or twoAladdin had the genie in his lampand a Bubba's got the magic in his beer can(c)2007 Robert George