Can't Wait For the T-Shirt

[couchgrouch]

Can't Wait For the T-ShirtintroSpent a week in La-la-landsaw the shark on Universal's tourcouldn't believe all the t-shirtsbeach bums and rollerbladers worewell, it seems they sell 'em afterthere's been some disasterand folks're happy they made it outsaw shirts about earthquakes n riotsif they make it they'll buy itbut there's other things to make 'em aboutsome cop tapped on a Jaguar's windowcaught an actor with some bimbowho was really a guy in a wig and dressshoulda seen that actor's mugshothis facelift fell...his eyes were bloodshotand his hair was a robin's nestcan't wait for the t-shirtI hope nobody got hurtbut I'm dyin' to seethat picture on ev'ry streetfive bucks apiece at sidewalk vendorsgimme three...I'm a big spenderwhen are they comin'..what's the wordright away's almost too latecos I can't wait...I can't waitfor the t-shirtturned on MSNBCthey said it's on ev'ry pcsome starlet got taped in the nudelike a deer in the headlightswell, I stared at those websitesat her doublebreasted birthday suitI bet my bottom dollarher cuffs wouldn't match her collarif that phony blonde dropped her robethey say those pics'll cost hera future Emmy or Oscarbut with that tan she's already got Golden Globesand I can't wait for the t-shirtI hope nobody got hurtbut I'm dyin' to seethat picture on ev'ry streetfive bucks apiece at sidewalk vendorsgimme three...I'm a big spenderwhen are they comin'..what's the wordright away's almost too latecos I can't wait...I can't waitfor the t-shirtI ain't gonna wait on somebody elseI'll make a fortune selling 'em myselfcos I can't wait for the t-shirtcan't wait for the t-shirt(c)2005 Robert George