Chick Magnet

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Chick MagnetThat gal's eyes shined as greenas fresh mint Listerineas she lay down in my lairmy dreams crumbled like croutonswhen she got off my futonand grabbed a coke from my Frigidaireshe saw a gift some friendgot me at the swap meetholding up speeding ticketsand Blockbuster receiptsa chick magnethotter than Texasrude, crude, nudeand totally sexista pouty pose, that's how those stickers n pin-ups areit's no puzzle they build more musclethan a chin-up barand that doo-dad that I hadwas shaped just like BritnyI was blind to women's mindsand then it hit meshe hated my chick magnetsaw this volkswagen broke downon a two-lane outside townand the driver was a fine young foxshe strutted 'round her Jettait seemed like a Penthouse letteras I reached for my big tool-boxwhen she called a cabI wondered what I didthen I saw that make-out jinxon my tool-box lida chick magnethotter than Texasrude, crude, nudeand totally sexista pouty pose, that's how those stickers n pin-ups areit's no puzzle they build more musclethan a chin-up barand that doo-dad that I hadwas shaped just like BritnyI was blind to women's mindsand then it hit meshe hated my chick magnetwell, I cancelled SkineMaxtore my Buffy poster from its tacksthrew that magnet in the weedstossed my old tape of Showgirlscos now I fin'lly know girlshate being seen as forbidden meatyeah ladies love a respectful manand since I've stuck to that planI'm a chick magnethotter than Texasrude, crude, nudeand totally sexist(c)2005 Robert George