Cowboy Cubicle

[couchgrouch]

Cowboy CubicleHe disliked my boots and denim suitbut I qualified so that soft belly guyhired me on anywayon the fourteenth floor, were five rows or moreI lugged my stuff in a stack, Razorback stickers and rebel flagand stuck 'em over my desk that dayI worked with Slim Fast ladies, who loved Beanie Babiesthey were shocked and I heard 'em talkabout my cowboy cubiclewith steerhorns on the wallthe blade on my belt, skinned moose and elkBic pens in a coyote skullno ficas plants or purple stencilno Garfield calenders or feathered pencilsin my cowboy cubicleplayed southern rock on my boom boxand the high-heel doll across the hallsaid it scared her poor goldfishturned some muzak on, tried to git alongbut my Dolly mugg and red fox throw rugupset dome old witchone guy with an Ewok screen saver, did me little favorsaid my fat boss, hated when I called him Hossin my cowboy cubiclewith steerhorns on the wallthe blade on my belt, skinned moose and elkBic pens in a coyote skullno ficas plants or purple stencilno Garfield calenders or feathered pencilsin my cowboy cubiclemy boss said complaintshad been goin' aroundI could keep the Razorbacks but my rebel flaghadda come downI stormed for the elevatorand quit with my southern prideglued my flag to the wall, and that night they allhadda get in and ridea cowboy cubiclea cowboy cubicle(c)2006 Robert George