"Crazy B-Days" (Think Adams Family Values :D)

[simonsays]

I'm still working on the 3rd verse. All feedback appreciated.

Song:"Crazy B-days"
Copyright Steve Simon 2013

(1st Verse)
1 If I blow out all my candles
2 then I get to 'Make-A-Wish'
3 Gawd, how I wish ...
4 next years' candles
5 won't be like this ...
6 won't be lit dynamite sticks!

(Chorus)
1 Today's my Crazy B-Day
2 every year I think ... this might be my last
3 every day's A Crazy-be-Day
4 when Mom & Dad are psychopaths!
5 yeah, every day's A Crazy-be-Day
6 when Mom & Dad are totally mad!

(2nd Verse)
1 It takes Forever to unwrap my presents
2 when Dad & Mom say, "They're the Bomb"
3 I have to get them open ...
4 while they're still ticking
5 they say it makes me value ...
6 every moment before it's gone.

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)
1 This year for my B-day
2 my parents brought a 'bloody clown'
3 next year I hope they can find ... 'a live one'
4 this one didn't make a sound.
5 told Mom, I'm gonna bury him in the backyard ...
6 I think I can find some empty ground

(Repeat Chorus)

[songmaster]

Hey Steve I got a good laugh out of this one. It sounds like he's having his own private D-day!, but with parents who are BOTH psychopaths, the poor guy doesn't stand a chance. I can only hope this isn't a true story, but if it is, I hope that he has a BIG back yard!

All the best

Tom.

[simonsays]

Hey Steve I got a good laugh out of this one.
I'm glad you liked it Tom. I like to get a good laugh in every day if I can

It sounds like he's having his own private D-day!, but with parents who are BOTH psychopaths, the poor guy doesn't stand a chance. I can only hope this isn't a true story, but if it is, I hope that he has a BIG back yard!

All the best

Tom.

The Adam's Family had their own private cemetery ... I imagine this family has at least as big a back yard. Otherwise, with their psychopathology, space would definitely be a problem!

[LooknGlass]

lol...Ok, I gotta admit this was funny. I picture uncle Fester with the explosive though. I have been busy for a bit and stressin and then when I come back,I get a good laugh off the bat. Thanks Steve!