Don't Try This at Home

[couchgrouch]

Don't Try This At HomeWell, the wife n I were up early for our tripbags were packed and we had a sitter for the kidswatched Al Roker on the Today Showchecked the weather cos it was time to gothen they showed some crazy guy down southwho made money sticking his head in gators' mouthswalking out the doorit seemed like a jokewhen big Al said"remember folksdon't try this at homeit's way too riskyyou gotta have experienceand a jug of whiskeyfew have what it takesso for heaven's sakedon't try this at home"we drove to the Rockies to see all the sightstake skiing lessons and try a mountain hikebut after ten minutes in that motel roomour getaway became a second honeymoonwe didn't hang a sign and we slept in latemusta been noon when we heard that maidshe yelled something in Spanish'bout the rug coming cleanwhen she caught us in our glorywith that whipped creamyeah, don't try this at homeit's way too riskyyou gotta have experienceand a jug of whiskeyfew have what it takesso for heaven's sakedon't try this at homewho knows how that maid could afford a camera phonebut I swear I saw a flash 'fore she left us alonethough we look back and laugh at what we didone thing for sure if you have kidsdon't try this at homeit's way too riskyyou gotta have experienceand a jug of whiskeyfew have what it takesso for heaven's sakedon't try this at home(c)2005 Robert George