Dread Lock Butted Cats and Dogs

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Does your dog or cat have Rasta butt? Is your animal sporting the dreaded locks? Has he changed his behavior lately? Started listening to rock, heavy metal or Reggae music? Do flies constantly circle the greasy matts? If so, your little friend may be involved in drug use. Does he come home late at night and sleep till 3 then is grumpy when he wakes up? Started hanging out with the wrong crowd? Bad grades at school? Lethargy and disinterest in sports or exercise? Developed a rebelliousness towards authority? Then you need Dread Lock Butt Instagone! from Ramco. You're just one shower away from de rocking and de Reggaeing your pet. And if that isn't enough we'll throw in a free pair of scissors for those really tough dangle berries. It can cut the nastiest Butt Dreads and still cut through a tomato like this *swish* All yours for only $19.95 and you can be enjoying your little darling once again to Britney Spears and Beyonce in no time. Order now. Call 1-800-But-Dread while supplies last.Dread Lock Butt Instagone! from Ramco.