Help Michael Bring Back Vitamin Water B-Relaxed Jack Fruit!!

[eeoo]

At this point you might have to start smoking...

[ckbarlow]

Dear Forum Folks,

TAXIBOSS likes his Vitamin Water B-Relaxed, but was just told that it has been discontinued. This is WAR!!!

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Michael

It's kinda pathetic, and kinda twisted, and that's what makes it so endearing.

I feel a new country lyric coming on.

OK, OK - I'll do it.

[wta]

Crack cocain would be easier to manage and more readily availble and much better for your teeth... '-)

[JJJENNNNN]

Done. Jackfruit-Guava is the best!

Want to hear my sad story? I live in Canada. They only sell like 9 flavours of Vitamin Water there and b-relaxed isn't one of them. I haven't been able to find any anywhere in Michigan either. The only place I've ever been able to get it is New York. I haven't had any jackfruit-guava in over a year!

Well, I'm in NYC right now, visiting a friend in the area. The plan was to bring back with me as much as I can find. I even already pre-paid for an additional checked-bag to bring the stuff back in... Well I went all over on Tuesday looking for it, but wasn't able to locate any. Discourgaged, I went online and came to hear this news of it being discontinued. I sit at LGA now, empty-handed.

It just isn't fair! I'm not sure I'm going to get over this.

[rnrmachine]

Michael:
Want to get the shakes, really? Try getting an e-mail from Taxi telling you that you're getting a response to your last submission!
Ott

ROFLMAO .. I am in tears... I am going to hit that thing up just because of the laughs I got from this thread. I love you guys.. LOL

Rob

EDIT: Ok I did it.. why the heck I had to submit my Bdate is beyond me but I begged them to bring back B-relaxed. I will call them and complain too... They are going to hate my no long distance and unlimited anytime minutes on my cell plan. HAHA

I dare to ask... IF we somehow get them to turn the machines back on for this drink will we get 1 forward of our choosing? HAHA.. just kidding.

[t4mh]

Rehab is for quitters
Keith

[rnrmachine]

Well I got a "dear john" letter...

dear john,

thank you for your interest in glacéau®.

as part of glacéau’s commitment to provide consumers with innovation and variety, we are continuously looking for ways to improve and evolve our portfolio. with that said, vitaminwater is refreshing its line-up with new and improved packaging, reformulation and new varieties. as a part of this process, we have made the decision to discontinue vitaminwater b-relaxed, tranquilo, endurance, rescue and balance. keep your eye out for the new refreshed vitaminwater which will be hitting shelves this month, and new flavors like "connect black cherry lime"!

please don’t hesitate to contact me if i can be of further assistance.

thank you again and remember to drink vitaminwater - it works!

sincerely,

michael

consumer relations representative

glacéau vitaminwater®, vitaminwater zero™, and smartwater®

http://www.drinkbetterwater.com

1-877-glacéau

Soo... this isn't looking good,

Rob