Hooternanny

[couchgrouch]

HooternannyOne morning when I was youngmy daddy told me, sonwe need some help around our homesince your mama up and leftI've been workin' doubelshiftsand I can't leave you alonewell, he interviewed lotsa ladiesone college girl and some blue hairs in their eightiesI was expecting a grouchy old grannybut instead Dad hired hooternannyyeah, hooternanny, hooternannygave me satisfactionI had Princess Leia action figuresbut her figure was much biggerwith a lot more actionshe wore a v-neck blouseI'd sit by her on the couchin my Jonny Quest jammieson school days I was tardycos ev'ry night was a partyhow I loved my hooternannyI was lost, yeah, lost in spaceI kept dreaming about my faceon her cartons of milkone time when she tucked me inI could barely hide my grinat the tent my dreams had builtshe taught me to love my elderswhen I got hungry she made hot dog helpermy heart was racin', my hands were clammyI made new friends thanks to hooternannyyeah, hooternanny, hooternannygave me satisfactionI had Princess Leia action figuresbut her figure was much biggerwith a lot more actionshe wore a v-neck blouseI'd sit by her on the couchin my Jonny Quest jammiesshe turned me inside outwith her Honeycomb Hideouthow I loved my hooternannynow my wife and I have a son ourselveswe thought we could use a little helpbut my wife hated the gal I hiredsoon as she saw that haltertop she firedyeah, hooternanny, hooternannygave me satisfactionI had Princess Leia action figuresbut her figure was much biggerwith a lot more actionshe wore a v-neck blouseI'd sit by her on the couchin my Jonny Quest jammiesshe never noticedwhere my eyes were focusedhow I loved my hooternanny(c)2005 Robert George