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I'm Too Old For This Crap demo

Post by SpecialGuestVillain » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:24 am

I’m Too Old for This Crap © 2013 Cameron Earnshaw SESAC /Robert George BMI

What the hell, barkeep
Useta be I’d come in here
After work to have some fun
Shoot some pool, play it cool then grab a stool
And then git a little drankin’ done

Drop some quarters in the jukebox
‘neath the old beer light
Let some soulful voices sing me
Off into the night

Now that juke is loaded up
With bubblegum and rap
Now you got some punk-ass DJ
With earrings and a cap
please…no more plastic music
Or I’m-a-gonna snap
I ain’t stuck in a rut,
But this stuff’s got no guts
And I’m too old for this crap


Tell me straight, barkeep
Where’s that rowdy country band
That played here on Saturdays
They drew crowds, they played loud and then rocked out
Until ev’ry whiskey glass was raised

I ain’t seen that band in two months
I sure hope they’re comin’ back
Cos their gritty southern music
Went good with a shot of Jack

Now that juke is loaded up
With bubblegum and rap
And you got some punk-ass DJ
With earrings and a cap
please…no more plastic music
Or I’m-a-gonna snap
I ain’t stuck in the past,
But that stuff’s candy-ass
And I’m too old for this crap


Hell, it ain’t gotta be all country
Play some Guns n Roses or Nirvana
I like southern rock the best,
But five beers n I’ll confess
That I kinda like Madonna


Now that juke is loaded up
With bubblegum and rap
Now you got some punk-ass DJ
With earrings and a cap
please…no more plastic music
Or I’m-a-gonna snap
And those records that he spins,
Are just ripped-off Prince
And I’m too old for this crap


I don’t care if it’s recent
Just play somethin’ decent…

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