I Wanna Be Sexually Harassed

[couchgrouch]

I Wanna Be Sexually HarassedJake said, "I know you're my new team leaderand we just had that workplace seminarbut 'neath that white collar I'll bet you're hot n eagercos I know how you bossy women areI've got a double chin and you've got a double chestso we can shake the snowglobe on my deskI wanna be sexually harassedby my pretty employerc'mon make your move...make your passI promise not to get a lawyershweethart take a gambleand manhandle my manhandleI wanna be sexually harassed"Jake said, "I remember my homeroom teacherthey called me a victim when it was loveFriday night under those shady bleachersshe was tight as a bloodpressure cuffnow chicks with power make my knees go weakand the broom closet's dark n discreetyeah, I wanna be sexually harassedby my pretty employerc'mon make your move...make your passI promise not to get a lawyershweethart take a gambleand manhandle my manhandleI wanna be sexually harassed"when Jake applied for unemploymenthe already been three times warnedbut he liked the lady at the officeand his eyes filled out her formthen he went too far and rubbed her shouldersshe rubberstamped "denied" when he told herI wanna be sexually harassedI wanna be sexually harassed"(c)2006 Robert George