Illegal In Some States

[couchgrouch]

Illegal In Some StatesWell, my cousin came down from up northto help us celebrate the Fourthwe had a hog on the spitdown in the BBQ pitand two jugs of freedom on the porchwhen I shot my old gun twice in the airmy cousin looked around and soundin' scaredhe said "that's illegal in some statesyeah, it's sad but them's the breaksnowadays things're gettin' weirdit's a sign of the timesread the signBuddy you can't smoke in herelaws're gettin' petty I think that's alreadyillegal in some states"fireworks were flashin' near n farlighting up the flags flyin' in my yardLord, it was a stirring sightcos next to my Stars n Stripeswas wavin' the Stars n Barswell, we touched jugs and toasted bein' freecos the way things're going that flag'll be illegal in some statesyeah, it's sad but them's the breaksnowadays things're gettin' weirdit's a sign of the timesread the signBuddy you can't smoke in herelaws're gettin' petty I think that's alreadyillegal in some stateswell, me and my ladywere parked somewhere shadyall that solitude got her in the moodI hadda say "careful Babythat's illegal in some statesyeah, illegal in some states...(c)2007 Robert George