Life's Little Riddles

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Life's Little RiddlesI think stayin' out all nightdrinkin' with my buddieshas been treating my braincellslike babies treat HuggiesI'm starting to forget thingsfrom the neck up I'm feelin' numbthen I heard brainteaserskeep a mind sharp n youngso I thought if trees fall down and no one's arounddo they still make a sound...then I thoughtif a man's got something to sayand no woman hears himis he still wrong, anywayand when I tell my wifeI just had two or threeif they were quartsdoes that make a liar of meI'm an average Joe, I gotta knowwhy do men have nipplesjust sittin' here drinkin',getting smarter by thinkin'on life's little riddlesI guess high school was too highblasting new wave and Devonow I can't figger outhow to work my Tivobut I was wasting my nogginsitting here wond'ring ifGod can make a boulderto big for Him to liftcos I can't see, why vodka won't freezeit'd make great cubes for Long Island ice Teas...then I thoughtif a man's got something to sayand no woman hears himis he still wrong, anywayand when I tell my wifeI just had two or threeif they were quartsdoes that make a liar of meI'm an average Joe, I gotta knowwhy do men have nipplesjust sittin' here drinkin',getting smarter by thinkin'on life's little riddlessome say it's a man's worldbut I don't agree with thatcos why is barmaid cleavage goodbut plumber's cleavage is badand I always hear, my brain on beeris like bacon on the griddlebut I'm sittin' here drinkin'getting smarter by thinkin'on life's little riddleslife's little riddles(c)2005 Robert George