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Male Country Singer Needed!

Post by JHeavern » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:48 am

Project Manager is Tom Gorsich. I am lyricist John Heavern, from Charlotte, NC. .This is a tongue-in-cheek sad country, "cry in yer beer" (hopefully) redneck bar singalong. MUST have AUTHENTIC-SOUNDING country male vocals! (yeah, I know the difference) Otherwise, this thing is generic. Great possibilities of royalties here for the right voice!

Project brief: This thing is a "Punion"...keep peeling. Ok, here goes: a woman feeds her extravagant lifestyle by attaching herself to men of means or promise. She "miscalculates" her perception of my being a man of promise, with future goals in mind. Through MY miscalculation of HER motives (lover's lies) , I blow through my "nest egg", turning it to bacon (survival) , thus, ruining my future plans which, ironically were my ticket to becoming her "calculated" man of means. So, she screwed the pooch, but I stupidly screwed myself and ultimately realize that regardless of how you slice it, we kinda screwed each other and ourselves at the same time! Soooooo kinda a pun within a pun within............
Give it a read to the music and I think you'll agree this thing could easily grow some long legs with the right voice!
I have all of Tom's blessings on this end of the project but of course HE will be the ultimate decision.

Project track and lyrics posted on another site. I'll see if I can put it on my profile page. ( in case I can't figure out how to load an MP3 here) Listed below:

https://www.procollabs.com/project/1381  

John
© 2018 John Heavern, Miss Calculation

INTRO:
0:00) Miss
Calculation,
seems that her problem’s
adding up to be
motivation summed in greed. (:16)

V1)
:19) She
wagered her future
based on my shining,
climbing shooting star:
fiscal deductions gone too far.
Glee
vested in squander, empties
my wallet,
with debts in memories...
user’s fees.(fade out) (:47)

Ch)
:48) Miss Calculation
ain’t givin’ nothin’ for free,
she's willing to love me
but it comes with no kinda’
money back, that’s a guarantee!
When things didn't add up,
she completely divided from me.
So I’m subtractin’ Miss Calculation,
‘cause I know that
my credit can’t take it!
My nest egg is bacon! (1:19)

V2)
1:20) Lives
lived in denial
missing deductions
requiring clarity:
interest accrued in fantasy.
She
selfishly swallowed
capital gained in the name of destiny,
adding a wake of misery.
Love
hopelessly hollowed in lies, (fade)
as money and patience drains from me,
con-se-quen-tly. (2:07)
Ch)
2:08) Miss Calculation
ain’t givin’ nothin’ for free,
she's willing to love me
but it comes with no kinda’
money back, that’s a guarantee!
When things didn't add up,
she completely divided from me.
So I’m subtractin’ Miss Calculation,
‘cause I know that
my credit can’t take it!
My nest egg is bacon! (2:39)

FINALE:
2:48) Miss
Miss Calculation,
vested in only provisional support,
lowering scores on credit reports,
Needs
poking at pride to recede:
I’m minus my shorts in poverty,
nu-mer-ic-ly! (END) (on last note)

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