My Inner Tube

[good4somethingbum]

My Inner TubeDrove down to a quiet lake, cos I knew it was Spring BreakAnd I didn’t wanna share it with college kidsCos I aimed to spend the day, soakin’ up some beer n raysDaydreamin’ on my hillbilly water sledLeft my boots n clothes there on the shoreThen set sail with a six-pack of CoorsOn my inner tubeJust a laid back country dudeDrifting away in the nudeNow it ain’t like me to boastBut hey it’s bigger than mostAnd that brewski made me boldTurned loose my inner 18 year oldWith my inner tubeWith that sun it was a cinch, I was tannin’ ev’ry inchLayin’ out there like a lobster on the lakeJust then college girls n guys, ruined my paradiseSpeedboats n jet skis splashin’ me in their wakeYeah, they flew past just as fast as could beNo warning, no nuthin’ so I guessed they didn’t seeMy inner tubeJust a laid back country dudeDrifting away in the nudeNow it ain’t like me to boastBut hey it’s bigger than mostAnd that brewski made me boldTurned loose my inner 18 year oldWith my inner tubeI was headin’ back that day, when a sweet thang swam my wayAfter divin’ off one of them fancy boatsGuess I musta caught her eye, when her friends went blowin’ byAnd she was curious to see what made me floatNow there’s rumors goin’ ‘round but no one’s sureThat there’s a grainy YouTube video of herOn my inner tubeJust a laid back country dudeDrifting away in the nudeNow it ain’t like me to boastBut hey it’s bigger than mostAnd that brewski made me boldTurned loose my inner 18 year oldWith my inner tubeMy inner tube…©2008 Robert George