New Car Smell

[couchgrouch]

New Car SmellWell, I loved my old Mustangbut it was covered in rust stainsand leakin' oil like a sieveso I took it to a dealertalked smooth...put out some feelersto see what they might givedrove out in a shiny beasttrade in and five hundred cashplush insides and leather seatspine scent hangin' over the dashit had that new car smellfact'ry fresh and cleanroll the windows upit's like a pack of Dentineyeah, just like Junior Mintsor morning mouthwash rinsein the steering wheeland in the stick shiftif it don't seem realjust take a whiffcos can'tya tellit's got that new car smellten miles I started sneezin'that new ride I was leasin'was hell on my poor boy allergiesso I called up crazy Audreyshe's wild n fast n taudreyshe loves whiskey, sweat n greazewell, I spent a few buckson the great smell of BrutAudrey jumped in with a jugthe barnyard on her bootsfightin' that new car smellfact'ry fresh and cleanroll the windows upit's like a pack of Dentineyeah, just like Junior Mintsor morning mouthwash rinsein the steering wheeland in the stick shiftif it don't seem realjust take a whiffcos can'tya tellit's got that new car smellgot stopped in Oklahomathe cop smelled a bad aromaand Audrey was grinnin' ear to earhe said, "girl, whatchoo been smokin'"I said, "mister, you must be jokin'just Camels and a coupla beers"Audrey was too happy to mindbeing searched by that copshe'll be out in thirty days timebut at least my sneezin' stoppedyeah, goodbye new car smellfact'ry fresh and cleanroll the windows upit's like a pack of Dentineyeah, just like Junior Mintsor morning mouthwash rinsein the steering wheeland in the stick shiftif it don't seem realjust take a whiffcos can'tya tellit's had that new car smell(c)2005 Robert George