Oprah's On

[jeep]

Oprah ©Dave Wagner 01/10/09Well I’ve heard of Dr,Phil and he heals with no pills and I known a guy that could cross over and talk to the deadBut last night was a wake up call my girlfriend on the phoneshe saidOh my God Oprah’s on there talking about sexSomething about letting go and a Sure Thingand finding out what a erroneous zone would bringJumped out of bed hit my head and thought what the hell,s kitchenis this all a dream cause the night before I had made it to the final fourso I drove as fast as cialias would last and busted down her doorshe saidOh my God Oprah’s on there talking about sexSomething about letting go and a Sure Thingand finding out what a erroneous zone would bringHurry get on line there you will find a map it’s numbered 123Still a little dazed and thinking my dream.NFL days.....hut hut hut…well she let out scream Yes Oprah said ...you can call me that!end zone ,erroneous zone it’s still a touchdown..BSo from now on Oprah’s onHowie ,Terry Jim brown your goneInstant replay oh YeahOh my God Oprah’s on there talking about sexSomething about letting go and a Sure Thingand finding out what a erroneous zone would

[ontariolightning]

Oprah's On? Not at my house ever, never ever, never foreverFornever, Fornevfornever, EVVVVVVVVVVVERI can't really offer an opinion on thisBut to get the story crystal clearThe girlfriend calls him and says Oprah is talking about sexSo he runs over there and they get it on?I don't really understand LOLAnd you made fun of "Pulled My Love Muscle"I remember that being you!I think we're even now LOL

[jeep]

Lol I was listening to abunch of women talking about Friday's show...this one is for amusement only ..Even..lol..Dave

[matthoggard]

Sure Dave.Its ok to watch Oprah every once in awhile man. Cool lyrics though. I like the story. I think you could lose some of the sports metaphors but you get your point across nicely.And I believe the word is "errogenous" zone instead of erroneous unless you meant to say that.You gonna go to Nashville in the spring?M~

[jeep]

Lol..Thanks Matt yeah I was just playing around .sports metaphors was a bit much ,,should have done a spell check..lol but this is far as this one goes ..yep I hope to go maybe wait til Tin pan is over...

[momof4]

hilarious...i have to admit...very clever, jeep! erin