Poor Man's Penthouse

[couchgrouch]

Poor Man's PenthouseWell, I saw that roadside barpulled in...found somewhere to parkmy Ford with a camper over the cabthis cowgirl had spray-paint jeansso I ordered up two Jim Beamstold the barkeep to put my dreams on a tabjust then some fancy dudetalkin' fast in a pinhead suitsaid that gal deserved a fine hotelnot a cot in a camper shella poor man's penthousea lonely guy's last resortit'll do if it's all that you can affordbut mister it's just a poora poor man's penthousehe told me to just stay lowthought his hairpiece was a halothat made him God's gift to girls n sinbut she left with me 'round ninecos that guy's corny linekept the shape of the can it came inhe was shocked at her strutcos I need springs on my old truckTJ Swan's the concierge in my FordI get room service at the top floorof my poor man's penthousea lonely guy's last resortit'll do if it's all that you can affordbut I guess it's just a poora poor man's penthousewell, that guy got hometense and frustratedfound an old swimsuit issueof Sports Illustratedthe poor man's Penthousea lonely guy's last resortit'll do if it's all that you can affordbut mister it's just a poora poor man's Penthouse(c)2006 Robert George