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[ibanez468]

[ibanez468]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one!

[ragani]

Quote:DrewNow you've done it. You've offended monkeys. Expect nasty calls and emails from animal rights groups. LOL!!! And if they are anything like the monkeys in India, you can also expect to have your lunch stolen along with any shiny coins and possessions.

[ragani]

They do. They can be mean little beaties, especially when you make fun of them or have shiny things or food. Saw a monkey run off after being teased by a tourist one time-- and the monkey came back with a bunch of his "friends" after a few minutes, and they clobbered the tourist. Honestly, they are really something-- and smart! When we take groups to India, we always tell them to hide their shiny things (remove earrings, etc.) and to not make any "crinkly" noises when we are in the monkey-"infested" areas, as they hear it and think it's a candy wrapper, and they go for it! No kidding. I've seen a monkey steal a banana from a little 2-year-old girl walking on the street with her mom. So yeah, don't piss off the monkeys in India!

[ragani]

Quote:DAM​MIT​ TOO​L: Any​ han​dy too​l tha​t you​ gra​b and​ thr​ow acr​oss​ the​ gar​age​ whi​le yel​lin​g "DA​MMI​T" at the​ top​ of you​r lun​gs.​ It is als​o, mos​t oft​en, the​ nex​t too​l tha​t you​ wil​l nee​d.Ha Ha!! LOL!!!Yeah... I think I've got a few of those in my music studio too.

[davewalton]

Quote:They do. They can be mean little beaties, especially when you make fun of them or have shiny things or food. Saw a monkey run off after being teased by a tourist one time-- and the monkey came back with a bunch of his "friends" after a few minutes, and they clobbered the tourist. Honestly, they are really something-- and smart! When we take groups to India, we always tell them to hide their shiny things (remove earrings, etc.) and to not make any "crinkly" noises when we are in the monkey-"infested" areas, as they hear it and think it's a candy wrapper, and they go for it! No kidding. I've seen a monkey steal a banana from a little 2-year-old girl walking on the street with her mom. So yeah, don't piss off the monkeys in India!One of the fun things I like to do from time to time is to horrify my wife by pretending to look for a pet monkey online. She'll be pulling up the Internet browser history to get back to someplace she's been before and she'll see something like http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.asp . Or I'll start "casually browsing" various monkey sites when she walks around to tell me something. We've been married for 20+ years and she falls for it every time. I know... I'm as bad as they are.

[Casey H]

Quote:Quote:They do. They can be mean little beaties, especially when you make fun of them or have shiny things or food. Saw a monkey run off after being teased by a tourist one time-- and the monkey came back with a bunch of his "friends" after a few minutes, and they clobbered the tourist. Honestly, they are really something-- and smart! When we take groups to India, we always tell them to hide their shiny things (remove earrings, etc.) and to not make any "crinkly" noises when we are in the monkey-"infested" areas, as they hear it and think it's a candy wrapper, and they go for it! No kidding. I've seen a monkey steal a banana from a little 2-year-old girl walking on the street with her mom. So yeah, don't piss off the monkeys in India!One of the fun things I like to do from time to time is to horrify my wife by pretending to look for a pet monkey online. She'll be pulling up the Internet browser history to get back to someplace she's been before and she'll see something like http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.asp . Or I'll start "casually browsing" various monkey sites when she walks around to tell me something. We've been married for 20+ years and she falls for it every time. I know... I'm as bad as they are. You mean you don't clear your browser history before your wife can see where you've been?

[ragani]

Ha ha ha!!! LOL!!! That's a good one, Dave!! Shall I send you a "well-behaved monkey for sale" e-mail (with attached cute photo) for her to find too? LOL!!! I was at a studio this past winter, showing the owner a humorous videoclip online on his big flat screen. When I left, he had a bunch of church ladies over for a meeting in the studio. Only thing is... he hadn't closed the videoclip window, and when he did (with the church ladies there watching), there were a bunch of serious x-rated porn pop ups that were sitting underneath for all to see!! I laughed my a** off when he told me!!That would have made a great prank had I thought of it! Raags

[ragani]

Speaking of pranks...I heard that a group of students in town recently got three goats and let them loose on the university campus. They numbered the goats 1, 2, and 4!!!! LOL!!!!

[johnnydean1]

Quote:O.K. Raags, this one's for you!Price of a Close Shave A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Funny and very good taste,well not such good taste but you know what I mean.