Joke of the Minute...

[linziellen]

Quote:I'm not a big fan of South Park, but after watching my nephews play "Guitar Hero" on the long weekend, this episode is pretty funny. If you make it 1/2 way through (until they start playing "Heroin Hero"), you'll hang in for the killer ending.P.S. If you haven't seen South Park before, you may want to ignore the opening...it's about as tame as the pitbull in Dave Walton's joke (above) with an abcessed tooth... http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1 ... .htmlSouth Park rules!!! Thanks for the link...how I laughed! PS - lovin the last joke hahaha!

[lucas]

Quote:Good Question Bob couldn't believe it -- he'd made it to the last round of his favorite game show. "Congratulations, Bob," said the emcee. "Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars! "This is a two-part question on American history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?" Bob figured he'd play it safe. "I think I'll try the second part of the question first." The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation. "Okay, Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"

[davekershaw]

I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up,and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.And then he rang up a second time and said "You've beenpromoted again.' And I swerved again.He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'And Iwent into a tree.A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'And I said 'I careered off the road.'

[ibanez468]

[bleuciel]

[davekershaw]

Apr 21, 2008, 12:07am, ibanez468 wrote:Watch Who You Talk To On Airplanes!!!!

[davekershaw]

Looks like my mother-in-law!

[jchitty]

Apr 21, 2008, 8:25am, davekershaw wrote:Looks like my mother-in-law! LMAO Dave!

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[ibanez468]