Joke of the Minute...

[davekershaw]

Jul 14, 2009, 8:54am, mewman wrote:Should I tell her the war is over?

[davekershaw]

Jul 14, 2009, 9:15am, aimusic wrote:Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?Yes! With Howard anyway I think he got the boot 'cause of the recession! Every cloud has a silver lining!!

[aimusic]

Jul 14, 2009, 9:26am, davekershaw wrote:Jul 14, 2009, 9:15am, aimusic wrote:Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?Yes! With Howard anyway I think he got the boot 'cause of the recession! Every cloud has a silver lining!! HAHAHA NICE ONE!!!!

[squids]

Nyuk. DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[davekershaw]

Sept 18, 2009, 3:16pm, squids wrote:The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Now I just have to find a picture of my mother-in-law in bed with our pharacist's husband!

[squids]

Good one, Mr. Dave.

[davekershaw]

Oct 8, 2009, 2:24pm, keyman19 wrote:A Jazz Chord to Say I Love You. A Jazz Chord to Say How Much I Care".

[ibanez468]

That was a good one Dave!

[davekershaw]

[Casey H]

FishingDave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied. Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'." "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful, see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'… So, Here I am!" PS I am not suggesting any guy use this method if their wife is giving them a hard time about going to the rally.