Obsession For Men

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Obsession For MenWell, he had a crazy smile, watchin’ her in the aisleOf the DVD rental storeTrailed her to the check-out line, he had one thang on his mindAs she headed out the doorSome say he lived in his own little worldThat’s why he never made it big with girlsChorusHe works drive-thru at the SonicHas a stack of Marvel comicsHulk and Silver Surfer and X-MenSharting’s such a sweet, sweet sorrowHe once soiled the cape he borrowedAt a convention of the Super FriendsBut now he swore he was readyThough his Batman shirt was sweatyHe was soaked in obsession for menHe never needed steroids, to play Pac-Man n AsteroidsHis muscle was in his joystick handBut as she walked out to her spot, in that big parking lotThat egghead started to hatch his planAs she reached in her purse for her Hyundai keyShe thought she heard rustlin’ behind a redbud treeChorusWhen he reached for her bag she whipped out her maceHe started cryin’ n crawlin’ with blisters on his faceShe had legs that went all the way up and ta-tas till TuesdayBut he just wanted the last copy of Transformers on Blu-RayChorusWell, her boyfriend was a comic book geekIf she’d have lost that bag he’d have freaked…obsession for men©2007 Robert George