Virgin Territory

[good4somethingbum]

Virgin TerritoryLeft our boy with the sitter, gave her some numbers to callWent to see the Phantom Matrix, at the mega-mallNow I’m not into chocolate phones or wi-fiI still miss my old Zenith hi-fiSo standin’ in line, for an hour’s timeTo watch some sci-fiWas virgin territory, it felt a little screwychubby guys all over, dressed like Han and ChewyLotsa Lukes and Darth VadersDueling with Wal-Mart light sabersAnd was that a guy done up like Princess LeiaHe made this married man look like a playaI knew their love lives were negatoryCos it was virgin territoryStopped to buy a birthday gift, at the video storeThough I kinda wish my boy, played more outdoor sportsCos I root for the Titans and the Red SoxMusta sounded like I was from BedrockStill stuck in the past, when I stopped and askedThe clerk about the new X-BoxIt was virgin territory, games got him all amped upHis poor joystick hand, looked all cramped upHe said the new PlaystationMade hi-def look like claymationAnd he hadn’t played mah-jong with his motherSince she learned Super Mario BrothersI knew his love life was negatoryYeah, it was virgin territoryAnd I hoped buying him that new fangled toyWouldn’t somehow doom our boyTo virgin territory, where games got him all amped upHis poor joystick hand, looks all cramped upFriends with Luke and Darth VaderCollecting Wal-Mart light sabersNo longer playin’ mah-jong with his motherSince she learned Super Mario BrothersI hope his love life ain’t negatoryAnd end up virgin territory©2007 Robert George