Outside of a Woman

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Outside of a WomanI was drivin’ out to see my steady ladyBlastin’ some thrash metal from the 80sBut sometimes she says I’m crude n oafishSo I popped in some Hootie and the BlowfishI began to feel romantic and smoothAnd I’d use that rhythm when I made my moveCos outside of a woman, music is number oneAnd inside of a woman, it really makes me humThought if I got a little looser, I’d be able to seduce herCos outside of a woman, music is number oneAnd inside of a woman, it really makes me humWhen I got there she brought me a SnappleAnd her great Dane watched us play some scrabbleYou could really hear the crickets chirpin’Till we made that Snapple snap with bourbonMy baby nodded her head and smiledWhen I spelled S-E-X with some scrabble tilesCos outside of a woman, whiskey’s what I loveBut inside of a woman, boy I can really buzzKnew if we got a little looser, I’d be able to seduce her,Cos outside of a woman, whiskey’s what I loveBut inside of a woman, boy I can really buzzWell, I heard the calling of the bootySuave as Hefner I popped in some HootieO but gettin’ cozy was a struggleCos that great Dane growled the more we snuggledI nibbled her ear and she began to moanThen he treated my leg like an old hamboneCos outside of a woman, he’s the best friend I’ve gotBut inside of a woman, I need a tetanus shotThought if things got a little looser, I’d be able to seduce herCos outside of a woman, he’s the best friend I’ve gotBut inside of a woman, I need a tetanus shot©2007 Robert George