The Right Combination

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The Right CombinationUseta play coed softballAs an upperclassmanMy fav’rite coach wore tubetopsAnd smelled like bloomin’ jasmineI loved to ride the bench in our old bullpenAnd run a fever watchin’ her wave the runners inAll I had in my lockerWas Listerine and eye dropsAnd if I got the munchiesSome Oreos or HydroxBut I useta ask her to help me open it upI’d stick to my story and claim that thing was stuckShe had the right combination36-24-36She was the catch of my daydreamsCos she never caught on to my tricksShe had an hourglass figureAnd I figured I had the timeSome thought I was plumb out of my mindThat playin’ dumb ain’t no playa’s pick-up lineBut I’m not picky about how my lock gets pickedShe had the right combination36-24-36Well, these days I work outAt the downtown Bally’sBut when the sexy owner comes inI just dilly-dallyCos when she walked by in her spray-paint jeansI almost broke my oar on the rowing machineNow all I got in my lockerIs Ginko and lo-fat HydroxTowels and some odor-eatersFor my treadmill high-topsI gotta hand it to me cos when I say I need a handShe helps me jimmy that thing when I say it’s jammedShe’s got the right combination36-24-36Yeah, she’s the catch of my daydreamsCos she’s never caught on to my tricksShe’s got an hourglass figureAnd I figure I’ve got the timeSome guys think I’m plumb out of my mindThat playin’ dumb ain’t no playa’s pick-up lineBut I’m not picky about how my lock gets pickedShe’s got the right combination36-24-36Guess I’ll git my old jersey out of mothballsCos some babelicious gal is coachin’ local softballAnd she’s got the right combination36-24-36...©2007 Robert George