Foreign Tranny in a Chevy Truck

[good4somethingbum]

Foreign Tranny in a Chevy TruckKenny drove west from Alabam’, spent a day at DisneylandGot a tan and a free Tinkerbell t-shirtDriving back to his motel, his old pick-up ran like hellGears-a-grindin’ till it got stuck in thirdMechanic gave him a gonga deal on some used partsKenny paid up and drove off down the boulevardIt was foreign tranny in a Chevy truckbut somethin’ was wrong, somethin’ didn’t belonghe could feel it in his gutbut the price was cheap, he was up a creekand down on his luckit was a foreign tranny in a Chevy truckhe stopped in a local bar, had six shots of Cutty Sarkand a Swedish blonde asked to go back to his roomwell, they jumped in Kenny’s ride, but that poor ol’ pick-up diedin freeway traffic late that afternooncops smelled the whiskey and gave Kenny a DUIpulled the wig off that blonde and Ken saw it was a guyyeah, a foreign tranny in a Chevy truckand somethin’ was wrong, somethin’ didn’t belonghe could feel it in his gutbut the price was cheap, he was up a creekand down on his luckcos of a foreign tranny in a Chevy truckwell, Fox news ran a story on that monster traffic jamand Kenny’s fam’ly was watchin’ back in Alabambut he never hadda tell the whole tale to his Mashe was so shocked and hurt, by his Tinkerbell t-shirtthat she never sawthe foreign tranny in his Chevy truckand somethin’ was wrong, somethin’ didn’t belonghe could feel it in his gutbut the price was cheap, he was up a creekand down on his luckcos of a foreign tranny in a Chevy truck©2007 Robert George

[sgs4u]

OK, usually I tear up at the beauty of your lyrics.these were very different tears today Quote:It was foreign tranny in a Chevy truckbut somethin’ was wrong, somethin’ didn’t belonghe could feel it in his gutEspecially if you change the g in "gut" to a "b"

[good4somethingbum]

thanks Steve! hey wasn't there another post on here? it vanished!

[sgs4u]

I think Dave thought about it for a minute!

[davewalton]

Quote:I think Dave thought about it for a minute!Decided I didn't want to offend the Greeks, French, Spanish, Turks, whatever "foreign" label I put in there as a US citizen. Plus... your comment was funny enough and easily spoke for itself without insulting anyone.

[good4somethingbum]

Dave, I've already been contacted by Al Sharpton...he should be camped outside your house all weekend protesting your heinous remark regarding foreigners, haha. my lyric says Swedish so i hope he's not headed over here!