Catfights and Cockfights

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Catfights and CockfightsUncle Dan says back before the satellite dishCome the weekend kids hooked up and old men fishedAnd only two thangs kept other guys entertainedAnd they both involved watchin’ someone else’s painIt was either two jealous blondes at Tex’s barOr two fightin’ roosters out at Pedro’s farmYeah, catfights n cockfightsOn a hot Saturday nightThey’re jacked on whiskey n ready to biteNo rules or ref…just real n rawTeeth n beaks n nails n clawsAnd lookouts watchin’ for the lawScratchin’, screamin’ n cryin’Death defyin’ with fur n feathers flyin’Bets n moonshine n mescaleroWinners got the dinero In the big sombreroRednecks fightin’ for ringside seatsCos catfights n cockfights can’t be beatThough my Uncle Dan’s a creaky old duffer nowHe’s not dozin’ at some fishin’ hole, no way…no howHe’s got an EZ chair, a Cheetoh bag and a six-packWatchin’ Desperate Housewives and When Animals AttackCos chicks n birds’ll never change their waysAnd crap served on that dish is like the daysof catfights n cockfightsOn a hot Saturday nightThey’re jacked on whiskey n ready to biteNo rules or ref…just real n rawTeeth n beaks n nails n clawsAnd lookouts watchin’ for the lawScratchin’, screamin’ n cryin’Death defyin’ with fur n feathers flyin’Bets n moonshine n mescaleroWinners got the dinero In the big sombreroRednecks fightin’ for ringside seatsCos catfights n cockfights can’t be beat©2007 Robert George