Laughing Shame

[couchgrouch]

Laughing ShameWhen I picked up Charlene, her Pa acted meanhe was a tough ex-Marinesquare n salty as a bullion cubethen I drove my date, out to the lakeforgot to set the brakecos sweet Charlene was already in the moodbut we hadda swim when the water took my ol' Fordher Dad showed up just as Charlene's thong washed ashoreit was a laughing shamejust dumb luck to blamecos her moans and hormonesgot it down to the boneback then it went over like bourbon over flamebut we got over it and over time it becamea laughing shameon our son's birthday, we draw the drapesme n Charlene watch the tapehold hands and relive our most precious memorybut next afternoon, while cleanin' the roomfound some movies due back soonif I wanted to avoid that Blockbuster feeI dropped 'em off and two hours later they called Charlenesome kid learned where babies come from when he popped in Lion Kingit was a laughing shamejust dumb luck to blamecos be kind, rewindwould've saved us a hefty fineback then it went over like bourbon over flamebut we got over it and over time it becamea laughing shamewell, I got a call, from my Pa-In-Lawsaid don't tell Charlene at alljust pick 'em up lickety-slit out at the lakethey'd been wed thirty years, so after champagne n beerthey drove their Cavalierout somewhere spicey to celebratewell, I pulled up near the shore to a puzzlin' sighta pair of parachute panties floating in the pale moonlightit was a laughing shamejust dumb luck to blamecos her moans and hormonesgot it down to the boneback then it went over like bourbon over flamebut we got over it and over time it becamea laughing shame(c)2006 Robert George