Shag Carpet

[couchgrouch]

for up-tempo C & W... Shag CarpetWell, me n my brand new bridebought us an old singlewideand she hated the 70's Brady Bunch decorripped the paneling from the hallstenciled posies on the walltore the purple tile from the kitchen floorLawd, she had plans for my next two checkscos what she was gonna tear up nextwas the shag carpetlong n orange n hideousmusta been bought by idiotsat some old flea marketrip it up...roll it upand leave it at the dumpthat old shag carpetwe had free Showtime one nightwatched Pretty Woman snuggled tight'neath an afghan on that thick rugwell, Mister it felt so warm n softmy big toe turned the tv offwhen my frisky lady gave me a hugcome morning she said the carpet stayscos we found new meaning in the phraseshag carpetlong n orange n hideousmusta been bought by idiotsat some old flea marketbut I hadda see her sidecos we took a magic rideon that shag carpetwell, we needed a bigger placeand were shoppin' the Pine Estatesand this lady was showin' us her homeshe was to the manor bornLabradoodle in her armsand a blue velvet Versaci blousewhen she bragged on her Persian carpet wall to wallher mutt soiled himself when we said we'd installa shag carpetlong n orange n hideousmusta been bought by idiotsat some old flea marketbut I hadda see her sidecos we took a magic rideon that shag carpet(c)2006 Robert George