Neighborhood Pool

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Neighborhood PoolSteve's neighbors'd take odds on any gameand when Steve won a buttload on Notre Damehis wife got an idea that was sweetcos it was summertime way down southso they dug their big backyard outbuilt a fence and poured in some concretebut their splashes echoed when they jumped insoon all their so-called friends came by to swimin the neighborhood poolyeah, it's shady...yeah, it's coolcos oh that Dixie heat can be cruelbut after work and after schoolev'ryone wonders who'llcrash the neighborhood poolSteve's wife started joggin' in the mornin' airshe burned her mumu and granny underwearwent to a day spa for a bikini waxthe pool boy stayed while Steve was at workhe'd net the leaves in a tight net shirtthen help the lady of house relaxsome nosy brat started peekin' through the fencehe still says he ain't seen nuthin better sincethe neighborhood poolyeah, it's shady...yeah, it's coolcos oh that Dixie heat can be cruelbut after work and after schoolev'ryone wonders who'llcrash the neighborhood poolwell, ev'ry ear in that snoopy cul-de-sacheard the fight and knew Steve might not be backbets were made on when his marriage would be doneev'ryone was shocked when a ten year old wonthe neighborhood poolyeah, it's shady...yeah, it's coolcos oh that Dixie heat can be cruelbut after work and after schoolev'ryone wonders who'llwin the neighborhood pool(c)2006 Robert George