Miller Low Life

[couchgrouch]

Miller Low LifeWell, a friend o' mine stopped by with his second cousin Tywho was visitin' from LA-LA-Landto git the night in gear, I had the champagne of beersand I tossed ol' Ty a coupla canshe tried to make new friendsbut got off to a shaky startwhen he talked like a perv about Shania's curvesand made fun of Achy Breaky Heartsaid he'd like to be the beefin a big Judd's hogiethen he rapped Okie From Muskogeein a drunken karaokeyeah, he was laughin' hardybut it's a wonder he survivedthought he was the life of the partybut he was just a Miller low lifeTy said "can't you country folks take a little joke"and Mister that was the punchlineI hit him fast n loose my friend said his front toothwent down the next day at lunchtimeTy's hair gel left a stainon my bear rug where he crumbledhe was all sprawled out his mind a foggy cloudwhen the law showed up he mumbled"I'd like to be the beefin a big Judd's hogie"then he rapped Okie From Muskogeein a drunken karaokehe was laughin' hardybut it's a wonder he survivedthought he was the life of the partybut he was just a Miller low lifea Miller low life...a Miller low lifethe cops said "Buddy, watch what you sayif two cans gets you trashed"if he hadn't been right about Billy Raythose cops woulda thrashedthat Miller low lifethat Miller low lifeyeah, he looked like Ryan Seacrestand had ev'ry action figurefrom Buffy and SeaQuest...(c)2006 Robert George