I Can't Help But Be a Man

[couchgrouch]

I Can't Help But Be a ManI was smokin' unfiltered Camelswatchin' the Weather Channelseein' what was goin' on the in the worldmaybe it's my macho viewpointbut I forgot about the dewpointand started starin' at the weather girlit took my wife in her snug new pantsto fin'lly snap me out of my trancecos I can't help but be a manthat's all there is to itall I can say is God made mebut the devil made me do itI'm hardworkin' upright n proudbut I can't tell when antlers are gonna sprout it's how I amno, I can't help but be a manwe were munchin' on some Chex Mixwatchin' a movie from Net Flixone of the ones starring Meg n Tomwhile my wife was wond'rin' whetherthose two lovebirds were of a featherI was lookin' at the T she had onbought it for her at Spencer's last weekgave it to her but it was gift for mecos I can't help but be a manthat's all there is to itall I can say is God made mebut the devil made me do itI'm hardworkin' upright n proudbut I can't tell when antlers are gonna sprout it's how I amno, I can't help but be a manwhen that movie was overwe just softly sat thereher head was on my shoulderbut her mind was upstairsthough I knew what was cominit took my breath when she took my handcos she can't help but be a womanand I can't help but be a manI can't help but be a manI can't help but be a man(c)2006 Robert George