I'm Sorry It Was Great

[couchgrouch]

I'm Sorry It Was GreatSpent a school night hangin out with a hangover crowdgot home stinkin of Bud and Shnapp'swell my mind was blurred n black like a redneck's buttcrackon an episode of Copsknew I was gonna catch hellfor drinkin at the quarrybut Dad said I wouldn't get the beltif I said I was sorryI'm sorry it was greatI loved ev'ry minuteI had all I could takeand took it to the limitand just like I guessedhe clenched his teeth n cursedI said "Dad, you've done your bestnow you can do your worstbut I ain't afraidcos I'm sorry it was great"the kid next door was no damn good, a bully in my neighborhoodbut his mama was a foxy milfone day when I ditched school she asked if I had a toolto fix something she couldn't do herselfI couldn't help but kiss n tellthat bully heard the storyI knew that I'd catch helleven if I was sorryI'm sorry it was greatI loved ev'ry minuteI had all I could takeand took it to the limitand just like I guessedhe clenched his fist n cursedI said "dude, I did my bestnow you can do your worstbut I ain't afraidcos I'm sorry it was great"me n my highschool pals, had plenty of keggersI'm lucky none of my gals, ever got preggersI've always saidI've got just one regretI'm sorry it was greatI loved ev'ry minuteI had all I could takeand took it to the limityeah, I'm sorry it was greatI'm sorry it was great(c)2006 Robert George