No Way, Jose

[couchgrouch]

No Way, JoseHe looked me in the eye, said "you're a lonely guyso just check her out from the chest on downsee it my way, Senor, that gal's willin' and you'rechasin' shots with the tears of a clown"I said "I been drinkin' hard and drinkin' straightso Hombre you may think I ain't thinkin' straightbut no way, JoseI ain't list'ning this timeso save your sweet liesfor the salt and limeI know what you're about80 proof plants alotta doubtsyou could convince Dolly she needs implantsbut you can't talk me into takin' a chanceso read my lips as I take a sipwatch me say, no way Jose"then one more half a jug, me n her cut the rugI didn't even notice her plantain nosebut if I took her home, and spent the night aloneI feared she wake up wishin' I'd proposethe barkeep thought my hat fit way too tightwhen I said to mister Cuervo that nightno way, JoseI ain't list'ning this timeso save your sweet liesfor the salt and limeI know what you're about80 proof plants alotta doubtsyou make Willie switch to camomileso I won't listen no matter how good I feeljust read my lips as I take a sipwatch me say, no way Jose"I thought it wasn't much of a stretchto think I was a helluvah catchbut my pride sure crumbled when that cowgirl mumbledno way Jose...no way Jose(c)2006 Robert George