When Rednecks Attack

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When Rednecks AttackIt was four-thirty on a Tuesdayand it'd been a slow newsdaywhen they pulled up at a dentist office downtownat first reporters and crewmenwere sure that nothing humancould've caused the disaster and damage they foundbut the perp they interviewedhad blood on his knuckles, buckle and bootsso it was breaking newslive at five on channel twowhen rednecks attackyou better watch your backrun for your lives from their Bowie knivescos if they cut youthey won't cut you no slackso don't do 'em durtycos buddy it ain't purtywhen rednecks attackthat dentist had a few teeth missin'guess he shouldna tried kissinthat reb's wife when she was numb from novacainehe came in smellin' like Tecateyelling that the fat-free lattethe dentist was drinkin' wouldn't ease his painthen he took a two by fourto the speaker by the doorcos ev'ry Arkie razorbackknows it's a crime to turn Patsy Clineinto muzakyeah, when rednecks attackyou better watch your backrun for your lives from their Bowie knivescos if they cut youthey won't cut you no slackso don't do 'em durtycos buddy it ain't purtywhen rednecks attackit's a brand new show, brawls in slo-mothey run it on Fox, right before Copswhen rednecks attackwhen rednecks attack(c)2006 Robert George