She Missed Her Boyfriend

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She Missed Her BoyfriendShe was watchin' You've Got Mailon the early showold tabby cat, in her lapand a tube of cookie doughher guy was pullin' doublesand was hardly ever homeand most days, her negligeeswere lonely as Kojak's combcos she missed her boyfriendshe missed her boyfriendhe swore his love was so surethat he'd give his life for herso she missed her boyfriendshe was snorin' like a chainsawshe was sleepin' like a logthe tube was on, her poor cat yawnedwatchin' Leno's monologuethen her girlfriend called upasked to hit the town in stylecos margaritas and hot stuffed pitasmight cheer her up awhilecos she missed her boyfriendshe missed her boyfriendhe swore his love was so purethat he'd give his life for herso she missed her boyfriendwas it fate or luck while in her truckshe caught her guy downtown on a date she gunned the gas drove at him fastbut hit a lamppost by mistakewell, she told her lawyerand she told the chiefhe brought home the baconbut not the beefshe got probationtook some ink-blot testshadda clean up highwayswearing an orange vestcos she missed her boyfriendshe missed her boyfriendhe swore his love was so surehe'd give his life for herbut she missed her boyfriend(c)2005 Robert George