If She Could Grab Me a Beer(I'd Propose)

[couchgrouch]

If She Could Grab Me a Beer(I'd Propose)She's there for me when I get homelovely as a sweet mirageI moan when her magic fingersgive me a deep massageshe's smooth against my skin, boyfull-bodied, soft n tanand when we get horizontalshe knows how to treat a mandown below she's got a few loose rivetsbought her "as is" last month at Sam Levitzbut me and that EZ chairhave gotten really closeand if she could grab me a beerbuddy, I'd proposeev'ry time that I'm inside herI can hear that cougar purrmy friends are green with envycos of the green I spend on herI could ride from here to heavenand never feel the milesher struts make even backroadsa walk down the aisleshe's got firm lines and a firmer chassisgets low mileage but even I'm a little gassyyeah, me and that Chevy truckhave gotten really closeif she could grab me a beermister, I'd proposeyeah, I'd proposewith a ring and a rosecos they're ev'rything I likewith wild n wicked waysev'ry night'd be ladies nightcos there'd be no ladies daysI'd hafta cheat with the chairif it was the truck I chosecos if she could grab me a beerbuddy, I'd propose(c)2005 Robert George