When Did Cadillacs(Start Lookin' Like Toyotas)

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When Did Cadillacs(Start Lookin' Like Toyotas)Charlie was young back in '68when he rode that steer in Oklahomabut two seconds outta that gatethat beast put him in a comadoctors said it musta been Godthirty years on when he woke upthe modern world seemed kind of oddso old Charlie spoke upwhen did Cadillacs, start lookin' like Toyotaswhen did rock n roll songs, start sellin' diet sodawhen did guys start giving chicksthe short end of the stickafter a night of dancin'cos what kind of dill, needs a tiny pillfor male enhancementeven with the skanksI just needed a scotch n sodaO when did Cadillacsstart lookin' like Toyotasafter being asleep so longthey told Charlie it was riskybut he missed two things while he was goneand one of 'em was whiskeyafter a bottle that nighthe wanted back in the saddlebut was it the booze or neon lightsdid his dancin' girl have an Adam's applewhen did Cadillacs, start lookin' like Toyotaswhen did rock n roll songs, start sellin' diet sodaand when did folks, stop putting Jack in cokeand start putting it in jellowhen did the King, forget how to singand change his name to Costellowhen did guys stop pumpin' ironand start doin' yogawhen did Cadillacs, start lookin' like Toyotasthey warned him not to ride that steerit might put him back in a comabut he said in thirty more yearsthings might be back to normal..George Jetson in a dusty Stetsonwent back to sleep askin'when did Cadillacs, start lookin' like Toyotaswhen did rock n roll songs, start sellin' diet sodawhen did guys start giving chicksthe short end of the stickafter a night of dancin'cos what kind of dill, needs a tiny pillfor male enhancementeven with the houndsI just needed a scotch n sodaO when did Cadillacsstart lookin' like Toyotas(c)2005 Robert George