File Under Ex

[couchgrouch]

File Under ExWent out with this guy Troyto this day he's a mama's boyworried about what his mama knowshe was cheap when we went outordered from the big clown's mouthand no toppings at Domino'sI left him in the drive-thruwaitin' on combos at Burger Kinghe told his mama he dumped menow when I see him I think"file under exin the folder of my pastjust another deadbeatwho wasn't gonna lastall I want is lovewith a little respectand if you ain't got itfile under ex"Tom got migraines if he thought too hardtold me the Cadillac of carswas his old Pacer hatchbackhe useta love the Grateful Deadbut they musta messed up his headcos their music gives him a flashbackand I went out a whilewith my next door neighbor Philthen I saw nine hundred numbersjacking up his phone billfile under exin the folder of my pastjust another deadbeatwho wasn't gonna lastall I want is lovewith a little respectand if you ain't got itfile under exwhen I caught him cheatin' last NovemberCharlie said I had a temperand he blamed it on PMSbut forget aspirin and MidolI just poured me a highballand said, "file under exyeah, file under exin the folder of my pastjust another deadbeatwho wasn't gonna lastall I want is lovewith a little respectand if you ain't got itfile under ex"(c)2005 Robert George