The Most Fun a Man Can Have(Without His Woman)

[couchgrouch]

The Most Fun a Man Can Have(Without His Woman)Well, my wife had gone, to see her sick momshe'd be back in a day or twoso some friends of mine, said it was timeto throw a rowdy barbecuethey brought t-bone steaks, a couple of kegsand the party started to buzzthey said, "we'll live like bachelors,with beef on our spatulasspilling beer and stories becauseit's the most fun a man can havewithout his womanso he should drink and laughraise some hell, for a spellthat's the most fun a man can havethe most fun a man can havewithout his woman"we finished our plates, and tapped on those kegstill we'd had more than our fillwhen they yelled for more, we piled in a Fordand went four-wheeling in the hillshow did we survive, what good's four-wheel drivewhen only one's on the grounda bunch of weekend gunners, scaring rabbits n roadrunnerscos riding hard and living loudis the most fun a man can havewithout his womanso he should drink and laughmake some noise, with the boysthat's the most fun a man can havethe most fun a man can havewithout his womanwell, I love trucks n steaks n brewbut what they said wasn't all truesince she left I've just been thinking ofbeing with the lady I lovecos it's the most fun a man can havewithout his womanso he should drink and laughshut his eyes, and fantasizethat's the most fun a man can havethe most fun a man can havewithout his woman(c)2004 Robert George