Some Things Just Don't Mix

[couchgrouch]

Some Things Just Don't MixA horse and a donkeycan make a faithful mulewine and an ugly womancan make a happy foolbut I pulled in a Quik-Stop storeon some road near Albuquerquethe clerk looked sixteen year oldand I asked for smoked beef jerkybut he said all they soldwas made from tofu n turkeywell some things just don't mixit's enough to make this hillbilly sicklipstick, make-up and Adam's applesdraft dodgers sending boys into battleburied gas pipes...shovels n picksyeah some things some things just don't mixCinemax and nude scenesgo great with fifty inch screenstwelve-packs, salty snaxCuervo Gold, the Super Bowlfriendly bets on fav'rite teamsbut then I turn my radio onand BS cowboys put rap in my countryI'd laugh but I swear to Hankthat stuff just isn't funnyfat cats headed to the bankfull of mall rat moneyyeah, some things just don't mixlike Friday nights and corny chick flixcigarettes and a motel mattressstretch marks on a porno actress slow crawling RVs on Route 66yeah, some thingssome things just don't mixI don't mind worms in my tequilachocolate in my peanut butteror southern rock in my countryif it ain't cookie cutterbut some things just don't mixand it's enough to make this hillbilly sicklipstick, make-up and Adam's applesdraft dodgers sending boys into battlesleeping bags and hunting hound ticksyeah some things some things just don't mix(c)2004 Robert George