Gym Dandy

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Gym DandyHe'd come into Bally'ssame time ev'ry daywork out on the Bow-Flexlike a solo balletthen he'd take a saunaand sit there in the nudethen spend half an houroiling his pecs and gluteshe was a gym dandy, a gym dandythought he was a hottiewith that pumped up bodyspit-shined chest and speedos,big biceps and egoalways kept a mirror handyhe was a gym dandyfrilly towels in his lockerwith fancy French colognehe thought ev'ry woman loved himlike he was Rocky Stallonewell, he asked a new memberout clubbing Friday nightshe figgered with towels like hishe'd treat a lady righthe was a gym dandy, a gym dandythought he was a hottiewith that pumped up bodyspit-shined chest and speedos,big biceps and egoalways kept a mirror handyhe was a gym dandythat guy was a bore, then he demanded morethan just a goodnight kisstried to do as he pleased, but fell to his kneeswhen she used her knee as a fistword got around Bally'show some girl chipped his stonesnow he's too ashamed to go thereso he pulls his muscle at homehe was a gym dandy, a gym dandythought he was a hottiewith that pumped up bodyspit-shined chest and speedos,big biceps and egoalways kept a mirror handyhe was a gym dandy(c)2004 Robert George