Have You Been Working Out

[couchgrouch]

Have You Been Working OutWell, it broke my heart, to get ditched at a barby some girl that I'd just metbut this musclebound guy, caught that sweet thing's eyeand she grabbed his big arm and said,"have you been working outyou sure look strong n stouta man like you does a lady proudI'm glad you came, what's your namehave you been working out"I knew I could pinch, way more than an inchso I lifted weights each daywhen sweating those curls, I'd daydream that that girlwould see my he-man chest and say,"have you been working outyou sure look strong n stouta man like you does a lady proudI'm glad you came, what's your namehave you been working out"eight months later I went back to that barand don't you know I was muscled, lean and hardthat same girl was there, but all I did was starecos she'd gained fifty pounds or moresome say dreams don't come true, but trust me...they docos she caught me by the doorand said, "have you been working outyou sure look strong n stouta man like you does a lady proudI'm glad you came, what's your namehave you been working out"(c)2004 Robert George