Youth is Stranger Than Fiction

[couchgrouch]

Youth is Stranger Than FictionBob n Joe were drinkin' one nightand talkin' about their kidsand Bob had a dozen stories'bout the weird things his boy didhe walked in on him that morningplaying a broomstick guitarhe's always pretending to beSpiderman on the monkeybarsbut Joe had a scared look on his face,when he said he caught his son one daytryin' on his mama's pearlsyeah, youth is stranger than fictionyou can't make this stuff upthis younger generationis a pack of crazy pupsthe things I see, just baffle meyeah, youth is stranger than fictiontheir fam'lies left for the weekendBob n Joe were by themselvesthey drank some then hit the poolhallready to raise some hellbut Joe lost a big wagerand he just had a credit cardwhen that biker gang fought dirtyBob rushed Joe to the ERthat old doc said he didn't care,how that pool stick got stuck in therebut he told the grey-haired nurseyouth is stranger than fictionyou can't make this stuff upthis younger generationis a pack of crazy pupsthe things I see, just baffle meyeah, youth is stranger than fiction(c)2004 Robert George