Texas Lexus(and a Tennessee Tux)

[couchgrouch]

Texas Lexus and a Tennessee TuxI met a high class ladywho liked my southern charmsthough she was rich n northernshe loved my rancher's armswhen I asked her to go outshe wore a fancy gownshe laughed her pretty head offwhen I took her on the townwith a Texas Lexus and a Tennessee tuxblue jeans...black boots, redneck rootsand a muddy truckfaded Titans t-shirtgrinding, burned out clutchbuckle shaped like Texas, I had a Texas Lexusand a Tennessee tuxwe planned on gettin' marriedin a chapel way down southbut she was kinda nervouscos her folks were coming outshe forgave my Dixie wardrobewhen I bought that diamond ringbut she wanted a classy weddingso she begged me not to bringa Texas Lexus and a Tennessee tuxblue jeans...black boots, redneck rootsand a muddy truckfaded Titans t-shirtgrinding, burned out clutchbuckle shaped like Texas, I've got a Texas Lexusand a Tennessee tuxwell, I rented a limoand looked my duded-up bestwhen she walked the aisle,she wore a lovely smileand long train wedding dresswe were waiting on the rev'rendwhen we heard a beat up truckeveryone turned and looked,at the guy with the Good Bookcos that country preacher showed upwith a a Texas Lexus and a Tennessee tuxblue jeans...black boots, redneck rootsand a muddy truckfaded Titans t-shirtgrinding, burned out clutchbuckle shaped like Texas, he had a Texas Lexusand a Tennessee tux(c)2004 Robert George