It's Not Gambling If You Cheat

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It's Not Gambling If You CheatJoe hated the livinghe made at his dead-end jobhe'd quit but he was scared,truth is he'd never dareto try n play the oddsbut when he played pokerhe took ev'ry big pothe'd flushed out ev'ry heart,cos the deck was markedand Joe was a guy who thoughtit's not gambling if you cheatif you got it rigged, you got it beatso don't worry about defeatcos it's not gambling if you cheatat Joe's bachelor partystrippers did a slinky dancehis buddies said, "Joe,you'd best enjoy the showcos this'll be your last chance"but Joe had never wageredon till death do us partbesides his bride, he kept girls on the sidethat he played like crooked cardsit's not gambling if you cheatif you got it rigged, you got it beatso don't worry about defeatcos it's not gambling if you cheatmost would say Joe's wife, had risked 20 to lifefor the sudden way he diedbut the phony note, that smart lady wroteconvinced the cops of suicide it's not gambling if you cheatif you got it rigged, you got it beatgirl, don't worry about defeatcos it's not gambling if you cheat(c)2004 Robert George