The Alcho-Hall of Fame

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The Alcho-Hall of Fame

Post by couchgrouch » Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:40 am

Alcho-Hall of FameWhen Ted was only seventeen years oldhe dreamed of baseball and the Super Bowlbut when he failed all his high school teamshe walked home and drank all his dad's Jim Beamwhen it came to sports he thought he'd never winbut with booze he knew they'd let him inthe alcho-hall of fameknown far and nearbarkeeps hand out helmetsfor the heads on beerhe can chug a muggin two seconds timewhen it comes to Cuervohe's a legendin his own limethough he can't play ballhe wins ev'ry drinking game he's in the alcho-hallthe alcho-hall of famenow Ted's a baroom hero...a honky tonk Rockysix Japanese tourists couldn't drink more sakihe took a dare and outdrank some bootlegger's houndthe moon flew half-mast when they put that poor mutt downslammed more Dos Equis than soccer players from Mexicocome morning he had more gas than Texacoyeah, the alcho-hall of fameknown far and nearbarkeeps hand out helmetsfor the heads on beerhe can chug a muggin two seconds timewhen it comes to Cuervohe's a legendin his own limethough he can't play ballhe wins ev'ry drinking game he's in the alcho-hallthe alcho-hall of fameJoe Namath's knees are shotMuhammad Ali mumblesTed's liver's bound to rotand he trips and stumblesbut when you're born to playthat's the price you payfor the alcho-hall of fameknown far and nearbarkeeps hand out helmetsfor the heads on beerhe can chug a muggin two seconds timewhen it comes to Cuervohe's a legendin his own limethough he can't play ballhe wins ev'ry drinking game he's in the alcho-hallthe alcho-hall of fame(c)2004 Robert George

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Re: The Alcho-Hall of Fame

Post by edwardo » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:19 am

I read them all with wonder awe and disbeliefWho is this master wordsmith who puts us all to griefEach day a brand new story with scintillating rhymeHe spins 'em out like autos on an assembly lineThere never is a blemish or hint of imperfectionWell maybe that's a stretch that needs a small correctionOf course he's not a god, but he's got special powersWriting stuff in minutes that takes others hoursHe's a wonder with magic in his penHe a wonder multiplied times tenHe a wonder his stories don't repeatHe's a wonder who simply can't be beatHe a wonderRoss Moyer 2004

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Re: The Alcho-Hall of Fame

Post by kugeran » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:42 am

I agree 100%,he is the man that found the "HOLY GRAIL" Great lyricsAll the best Jan Petter

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