"Lyrically, this song isn't scary or dark enough for Halloween."
Grammatically and semantically, this is perfectly clear. When you read the listing to which it pertains, however, you will come across this information:
"QUOTING THE SOURCE: 'Moods should be upbeat, happy, fun, loving, and celebratory'. NO melancholy or negative songs for this one."
Here's what I submitted: http://soundcloud.com/joshuabennett0/dr-frankenstein
My question is: Do they not require the screeners to first read the listings for which they are screening?!? Are you kidding me?!? (Okay, I admit: those are merely rhetorical questions.

The kicker is that I had coincidentally just received a custom critique I had requested on this song (on which I got both very good marks and very solid, useful suggestions for improvement) when I came across the Halloween listing. I made many of the suggested changes (particularly in upping the production values), submitted to the Halloween listing, and held my breath.
Now, if the screener had told me the production still wasn't good enough, or the storyline was too detailed (which I can believe, as they did request no detailed storylines...), or pretty much anything other than what they actually gave as the sole reason for the return (yes, I know it's a Y/N listing, but I have gotten far more useful single sentences back in the past), well, I wouldn't be here annoying you all with my rant this morning.
Instead, I'll be able to annoy you all in person next week. Thanks for reading and/or listening and/or ignoring! See you at the Road Rally!
Josh