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Nurse Yes

Post by good4somethingbum » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:32 am

Nurse Yes

Well, I found a James Bond marathon on TBS
Drank a six-pack
Lazy, nice n slow
While I kicked back
Watchin’ Dr. No
Then I drifted off and dreamed about Nurse Yes
She’s exotic, tall and purty
But my dream was kinda durty
So I better not git too specific
Black ops didn’t want no set backs
So I landed with a jet pack
On an island in the south Pacific
I’m a lethal, smooth and loyal British secret agent man
Mister, I was sent to foil all her crazy, evil plans

Buddy, she was half Hawaiian…she was half Samoan
I’d be growlin’ like a lion, when she got me goin’
In high heels and leather skirts or a halter sun dress
She would heal you where you hurt so they called her Nurse Yes


Lookin’ back the whole thing was a little comical
Big oasis
Off the Navy charts
Hidden bases
Guns with poison darts
Her assistant was a midget with a monocle
Well, my lighter was laser
And my tie-clip was a taser
And in minutes I took out her goon squad
Ruined all that she’d been plannin’
Sabotaged the neutron cannon
Pointed at a shuttle on a moon shot
She hopped in a hidden boat and she got away alone
Found a dinghy and I rowed to an island of her clones

Buddy, she was half Hawaiian…she was half Samoan
I’d be growlin’ like a lion, when she got me goin’
In high heels and leather skirts or a halter sun dress
She would heal you where you hurt so they called her Nurse Yes


Woke up feelin’ foggy, and I slipped and hit my head
Sat up feelin’ groggy, in a big electric bed
Then a pretty nurse, said I had a mild concussion
Then I saw her curves, closed my eyes and started blushin’


Buddy, she was half Hawaiian…she was half Samoan
I’d be growlin’ like a lion, when she got me goin’
In high heels and leather skirts or a halter sun dress
She would heal you where you hurt so they called her Nurse Yes


Was it dreams or was it medication
She had schemes for global domination
Then she disappeared like she’d been raptured
She was too important to be captured…

©2010 Robert George
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Re: Nurse Yes

Post by good4somethingbum » Wed May 27, 2015 2:25 pm

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