Screw That

[couchgrouch]

Screw ThatWhen Joey got a scholarship for sportsto some fancy college up northhe sure missed his buds from Alabamabut he thought he should try n fit inso he did his best to git into a house called BS Beta Gammaand you know how frats treat a freshman pledgehe hadda scarf two pounds of moldy coleslaweat ten rotten eggs...drink half a pony kegthrough a Chuck E. Cheese curly strawran nekkid through a Farmer's Marketbut when they said dress up like Dolly Partonand bring the dean roses from the gardenthey pushed that country boy to the edgehe said Screw ThatI'm not gonna do thatI'm here to warn yaI'm not from Califormiawhere I'm from Dolly's like Mother Teresaso wearing your big yellow wigand your padded booby rigis like putting pineapple on a pizzaso too bad, I won't do thatno how, no way...screw thatSandy's a hard working single momup ev'ry day way before dawndrops her boy at school and drives to the officeher superviser's twelve years olderbut if there's a clammy hand on her shouldershe knows her bald-headed boss isjust trying to cop another feelwell her son was George Washington in a school playand scum floats to the top...so she hadda ask her bossif she could get off an hour early that dayhe moved closer than she felt comfortable withhad a two martini lunch on his breathhe was rotten and he tried to get freshand when he said maybe we can make a dealshe yelled Screw ThatI'm not gonna do thatyou may be my employerbut I'll get myself a lawyerand put your ass in the poorhouseyou've been grabbing ev'rt skirtand harassing us girls at workcos your wife caught you at a whorehousebut that's too bad, I won't do thatno way, no how...screw thatwe can't always depend on someone elsewe've just gotta stand up for ourselves and sayscrew that, I ain't gonna do that(c)2005 Robert George